Promotion is important in the real and virtual music worlds.  With so many bands trying to capture people’s attention you have to find a way to cut through the clutter to get a fan’s attention.  That’s where the tagline comes in.  It’s a way to sum up your band’s aesthetic in one line and hook a potential fan.  So when you cast your vote for the Best Tagline Figgie, make sure you pick a band whose tagline is clever, but also right on the money.

Here are the nominees for the Best Tagline Figgie 2010 (in no particular order):

Zeroth

“Because life is too short to play in 4/4”

Dementorhosen

“Bratwurst, blasphemy, and blast beats.

The Mac Daddy

dzinr

“The Mac Daddy”

It's Pennsylvania DEUTSCH, not DUTCH, you buffoons!

Amish Militia

“It’s Pennsylvania DEUTSCH, not DUTCH, you buffoons!”

Fistful of Firearms

“Speak Metal and Carry A Big F**king Gun”

Riddled With Tipos

“Stive for Clarity”

Second Bananas

“Big on craftmanship, large on deference, HUGE on potassium”

Sintera

“Indulgent Crap, Get Some”

Solomon X. Lambert

“I am the last…I will tell the audient void…”

Worship the Glitch

“Prepare to be Boarded!”

Zandergriff Miggs & The Parliament of Owls

“Hookahs, Not Bazookas”

Time is ticking, so make sure you cast your votes!

3 Responses to “2010 Figgies – Best Tagline Nominees”

  1. Javdoc Says:

    Sorry to upset the applecart here, but Zeroth has actually changed their tagline. It is now: “Profane fruit from a sacred tree”. You know how these artists can be…. 😉

  2. Eric Says:

    Yes, I do understand the fickle nature of fake artists! However, the award is for 2009, so if they win it will be for the tagline they used that year. Thanks for letting us know though.

  3. Javdoc Says:

    No problem. Just didn’t want anyone confused as to why it wasn’t matching what was listed above.

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